I want a new Porsche

No, not that car. I think they look horrible, and they seem to be driven entirely by idiots. The company. The following should be illegal. I guess that it isn’t. But note that I have no idea if the sequence of actions discussed actually happened.
From the comments section of this [...]

Bigger is worse

There is a meme going around at the moment concerning size in banking. The basic idea is that too big to fail banks are a bad idea. Various people have various ideas of what ‘too big’ is, with numbers like 300B total assets (a number floated in a nice post at Dealbreaker) being [...]

Change that revolts us

Interfluidity has a nice hypothetical:
Consider a hypothetical asset manager, PIMROCK. PIMROCK reviews a pool of loans held by the bank J.P. Citi of America, and its analysts determine they are worth 30¢ of par value. The bank holds them at 80¢ on its book. PIMROCK agrees to put down $10B to purchase loans from the [...]

Gearing up for trouble

Even by the intolerably low standards of this blog, this one is going to be obscure…
I want to talk about gears. Bicycle gears. For ordinary people, rather than, say, drug crazed Americans who have recently broken their collar bones. So, what does a reasonable rider want from his or her gears?

A bottom [...]

Transatlantic Coup

Simon Johnson has an excellent article in the current issue of The Atlantic magazine. His basic premise, as an ex-IMF chief economist, is that crony capitalism is a fundamental part of many emerging market crises, and it is only when the cronies are forced to take some pain that the crisis can be resolved. [...]

Strained, but not entirely silly banking system metaphor no. 150

Political Futures

I don’t always agree with Michael Meacher, but this letter in the Guardian is so good, and hits the tone which is lacking in both the government and the official opposition so well, that I am going to quote it nearly in full:
We urgently need … an alternative to the prevailing Tory-New Labour orthodoxy. I [...]

Strained, but not entirely silly banking system metaphor no. 149

What Timmy did next

The FT article is titled Geithner lays out new financial rules, but that is a little misleading. Rather our lad Timmy has laid out a framework under which new rules will be written, but we have no idea what the rules will be yet. What details there are do not allow one to [...]

Wasteful Timmy

The Geithner plan, understandably, has generated many column inches since it was unveiled on Monday. There is little consensus among the commentariat, but the markets have taken it well. What should we take from Timmy’s last (or at best next to last) stand?
First, it might actually work either by accident – because we [...]

Go close enough and it will break your arm

I think China is all talk and no action on the dollar at the moment. But if they are not, there is a fortune to be lost or made when the Wile Coyote moment arrives.
Update from the Huffington Post here. My favourite quote is from Chalongphob Sussangkarn, a former Thai finance minister and [...]

Editing Harvard

Greg Mankiw writes some complacent nonsense:
At Harvard, we have not instituted any radical reforms in the introductory economics curriculum in response to recent events. We have had some guest speakers, such as John Campbell and Andrei Shleifer, give excellent and well received lectures about the current crisis to assure students that, despite all the uncertainties, [...]

Those who do not remember the past are condemned to relive it

The best comment on bonuses and social inequality so far:

(HT Jonathan Hopkin.)

Details, details

Martin Wolf is a little harsh on Lord Turner in the FT. He says:
First, it does not explain why we can hope to contain the behaviour of companies too important to fail.
True, but increased capital requirements will certainly help, along with better supervision of liquidity risk. The devil is in the details, I [...]

But first, accountants embarrass themselves

This is so incredible, so bizarre that I have to blog.
The FASB has lost its mind. It is proposing that:
U.S. companies would be allowed to report net-income figures that ignore severe, long-term price declines in securities they own. Not just debt securities, mind you, but even common stocks
(Quotation from an excellent Bloomberg article [...]

Hiatus, leading to…

I am looking at hosting Deus Ex on my company website, and so posting will be light over the next little while as I investigate alternatives. Probably I’ll go for Word Press. Any comments from those with experience of such things would be very welcome.

The Turner review

The FSA’s regulatory response to the global banking crisis is out: see here.
My first reaction is that it is fairly sensible. Some highlights:

Section 1.1 is a really nice summary of the development of the crunch.
There is an interesting, and perhaps surprising, insistence on the inadequacy of current transnational arrangement to cope with global banking [...]

Accountants and other criminals

My apologies for an incendiary title. I don’t really mean it of course. I think I have a slight case of hyperbole from Francine McKenna. Still, in this article at The Huffington Post, she points out that
The Big 4 public accounting firms haven’t yet been asked the hard questions by governments, legislators, [...]

Barclays. Tax. Chortle.

Oh dear me. The biggest tax arb house on the street is being investigated by the Inland Revenue. The Guardian has the details. But clearly anyone structuring transactions whose main aim is to reduce tax (an international avoidance factory perhaps?) has reputational risk. That risk appears to be biting. If [...]

TALF to Taxpayer

The TALF says: please take a seat.
(The FED press release is here. Useful commentary from Philip Gelston of Cravath, Swaine & Moore via Marketpipeline is here.)

When is biggest best (or why to avoid British PCs)

A few years ago, in a fit of patriotism, or the desire to support local industry, or something equally foolish, I bought a British-built PC. A Mesh. Goodness, what a mistake. It wasn’t delivered when it was promised. When it arrived, it felt shoddy. And ever since, it has had [...]

AIG – Where did the money go?

(HT The Big Picture.)
What is interesting about this is the GIAs. I _think_ that these are GICs, i.e. guarantees of minimum investment returns, sometimes on variable balances. Obviously as rates have fallen, GICs have become more valuable to the holder and riskier to the writer. Insurers have conspicuously underpriced the implied puts [...]

Good bad/bad bank

Willem Buiter has a discussion of how good bank/bad bank separations might work in detail: the mechanics come from Robert Hall and Susan Woodward. I will simplify the argument a little, and discuss the issues.
Consider a bank with:

Assets
Liabilities

Good loans
1000
Deposits
1200

Bad loans
500
Bonds Issued
600

Other assets
380
Shareholder’s funds
80

(Let’s ignore the off B/S stuff for this post and assume that [...]

Two things which seem to go together at the moment

Accounting for the dead

I have a terrible confession. I have never liked Elvis. But aside from dead musicians, Bloomberg is doing a great job on chronicling the absurdities of accrual. David Reilly says:
Of the $8.46 trillion in assets held by the 12 largest banks in the KBW Bank Index, only 29 percent is marked to [...]

Perspex* Steagall?

Paul Volcker suggests that:
the US could perhaps do with a new version of Glass-Steagall, this time splitting hedge funds, private equity funds and proprietary trading off from Wall Street banks.
How would you enforce it, though? You can’t force them to take no risk, not least because banks cannot precisely maturity and FX match their [...]

Freddie now has negative net worth

The big Mac is now not only little, but actually less than nothing. Bloomberg explains.

A recent trade explained

Why did I sell short dated Wells Fargo bonds at a small loss recently? Because as Bloomberg reveals today, Banks’ Bondholders May Be Next to Share Bailout Pain. Do I think that senior debt holders will take a haircut soon? Probably not. But probably not wasn’t good enough, especially when Geithner [...]

Credit protection sanity

I have made a bit of a sideline in highlighting some of the less helpful comments on the CDS market. It pains me to include a man I generally respect, Paul Krugman, in the list of people who have got the wrong end of the stick.
He first quotes marketwatch:
The spreads on credit-default swaps for [...]

This man writes well

He says:
The state that promises maximised choice and minimal risk is in serious danger of encouraging people to forget two fundamentals of economic reality – scarcity as an inexorable truth about a materially limited world, and concrete productivity and added value as the condition for increasing purchasing power or liberty, and thus sustaining any kind [...]

Should the financial stability regulator be the central bank?

It is an interesting question. First, note that Ben’s recent call for US regulatory overhaul is welcome, if overdue. Both the politics and the practicalities of any change are formidable, however necessary it is.
Even the question of role of the central bank is redolent with issues. If they are not the stability [...]

The state of the credit markets

Two depressing data points, to add to the general gloom.
1. After talking with some friends in New York, I called Merrill for a quote on short dated Wells Fargo in size today. Their bid/offer was 3 big figures wide.
2. I hit the bid.

Losing Lloyds

Goodness, how the mighty have been laid low. Two large British clearing banks have been destroyed by one bad purchase: RBS by ABN; Lloyds by HBOS. I am heartened that the government has extracted a reasonably high price from Lloyds for its rescue: RBOS got away a little more lightly. A lot [...]

Towards Core Stability

No, not a post on my recent engagement with Pilates. Instead I am going to be a little Englander for a moment. This isn’t out of prejudice: it is more a consideration of self sufficiency.
What’s the problem with being an exporter? It is that if your clients stop buying, your [...]

Strained, but not entirely silly banking system metaphor no. 148

I will stop doing this soon I promise. But this is too good to resist.

Failure is its own reward?

There is at least one piece of good news in troubles that the Obama administration are having with filling some jobs. As the WSJ reports, Annette Nazareth, who was expected to be tapped as deputy Treasury secretary, has withdrawn. Annette was responsible for the consolidated supervised entity program at the SEC that was [...]

Mervyn being sensible

The full transcripts of Mervyn King’s evidence to the Treasury select committee are not up just yet, but this morsel struck me as very much on target:
It is moral hazard that has led us to where we are. I don’t want to blame anyone. All the players have acted rationally given the positions they were [...]

Strained, but not entirely silly banking system metaphor no. 147

The slaves revolt

There is a growing meme at the moment on the failure of academic economics. Anatole Kaletsky has a piece in the Times which reminds of the responsibility economists bear using Keynes’ famous quote:
Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist. Madmen [...]

And the gold goes to…

AIG of course. RBS might have thought that it was in with a shot, but it is Tim Henman to AIG’s Andy Roddick. The biggest loss in UK history just doesn’t cut it on the world stage when someone like AIG can come in with a number like $61.7B. No contest: the [...]

Wouldn’t it be simpler if you only had one counterparty on derivatives?

Relax, it will happen soon. And that counterparty will be JP Morgan.

Bigger is worse

A correspondent of mine asks, apropos this story:
AIG, whose reach is so vast that the government warns letting it fail would cripple the very world financial system
Why are companies allowed to get this big? The answer is of course that they shouldn’t be, if you care about financial stability and moral hazard, at least. [...]